EPISODE 1 WATCH IT

Intro: Alex attempts to introduce the show while dodging gangster's bullet's and a meat-cleaver (with little success) in the back of a trunk.
Headache commercial where the test subject loses it and trashes the set- The Pain!!!
Eddie the Flying Gimp- Alex flies around with buck-teeth and his sweatshirt pulled over his head (yes, pre-Cornholio) in a Leave-It-To-Beaver type comedy. He saves Ned from the town bully here.
AD:Munford the Yodelling Mutt
Battle of the Bands- where your favorite bands face/off and beat the living hell out of each other. Wilson Phillips vs. the Boo-Ya Tribe... guess who wins.Stan Harding: Rock Accountant - proves even accountants can lead a life of depravity.
VOTAR-The Future of Television Announcing. A crappy Max Headroom, I mean a CRAPPIER Max Headroom, recaps the show's events.
Outro:Mr. McPhee from the headache commercial runs off with the mobster's car: unfortunately for Alex they're still in the mood for diggin'.

EPISODE 2 WATCH PART 1 WATCH PART 2

Intro: God's Mighty Anvil- whenever somebody really cheeses Him off- BOOM! Anvil time!  
Damn These Eyes! Dr. Frederick Hathaway stares at a comet too long and visual dotted lines extend to whatever he gazes upon until he takes drastic measures to remedy the situation.
Eddie the Flying Gimp: Eddie teaches Ned to fly... if only for a split second.
Lockjaw: He's one tough cop who never got a tetanus shot. Lockjaw battles himself after gunning down an old lady and Flea.
Rainman 2:Electric Boogaloo
VOTAR: Confuses the Idiot Box with Jake and the Fatman (easy mistake).
Outro:Alex suffers the wrath of God's Mighty Anvil. Never mouth off to supreme beings!

EPISODE 3 WATCH IT

Intro:Sinead O'Connor finds Alex out in a rustic cabin making fun of her with a bald dummy and beats the living hell out of him.
Lockjaw: Drools on Princess Gi-Gi so she passes out, but he "dives in" anyways.
Eddie the Flying Gimp: Gets shot, poor Eddie.
AD: That Bearded Girl
Something 2 Make U Laugh- Sinead stars in an MTV comedy special with Wisey Wisenstein, and they do "Who's on First?"
The Huggins Family: a peace-loving family laugh, love and syphon the blood out of small animals. Oh yeah, Go Rikki!
VOTAR: Speaks out on violence.
Outro: Alex almost turns the tables on Sinead- almost.

EPISODE 4 WATCH PART 1 WATCH PART 2

Intro: Alex tries to beat Yarbles, the family cat with a mallet.
Lockjaw: He gives some bad advice to an urban youth.
If I Had My Way- Willard Schrek and the viewer battle boredom in a convenience store.
Mr. Meat- I think your imagination could conjure better things than I could describe on this one.
The Huggins Family: Dad comes home in a drunken stupor and a WWF type brawl ensues.
VOTAR: Quotes DEVO.
Outro: Yarbles the cat outsmarts Alex.

EPISODE 5 WATCH PART 1 WATCH PART 2

Intro: Alex gets a bomb screwed to his head and the remote is given to a chimp.
Battle of the Bands: The Boo-Ya Tribe make it a clean sweep against Jerry Garcia- GO BOO-YAS!
If I Had My Way: Willard and his security cam are visited by Sinead O'Connor and a ball-busting, middle-eastern beef-stick sales representative. What Willard has to say about kd lang .
Reevok Pumps: Commercial for shoes almost as silly as the real things.
The Burrowing Bishop: Recaptures some escaped criminals ("He's like Charles Bronson in "the Great Escape"-he's diggin' tunnels).
AD: Tony Danza stars in "Who's a Total Idiot?" (This one really IS getting made only I think NBC is calling it "The Tony Danza Show" instead)
VOTAR: Expresses his dismay with the world with a poem.
Outro: Alex all in pieces

EPISODE 6 WATCH PART 1 WATCH PART 2

Intro: Diver Dan- Deep Sea Divin' Man, Alex takes a bucket and some weights and visits the neighbor's pool.
Win a chance to sacrifice your daughter to GWAR!!!
If I Had My Way: Willard is visited by Carol Channing.
Prank calls backfire on two wily youths.
The Burrowing Bishop: Saves a boy from a well.
VOTAR: Discusses financial matters and quotes Hall & Oates in the process.
Outro: Diver Dan visits Davy Jones